Randy Orton Asks RJ City If He’s A Bloated Asshole, Wants To Discuss AJ Styles Being A Flat-Earther
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Randy Orton and RJ City aren’t the duo we want, they’re the duo we need in 2020.
Orton and City got into it this morning on Twitter after the “RJ Makes Coffee In His Underwear” star called out video game developers for being cheap by not paying him like “every other bloated asshole” they sign up.
Orton took notice and asked RJ if he was a bloated asshole, then proceeded to humblebrag about getting a six-figure payday for appearing on the cover of a 2K video game. (For those unaware, Orton was on the cover of WWE ’12 and was looking… not bloated)
From there, RJ began living rent-free in The Viper’s head, telling a tale of how Orton pined for a pastrami sandwich while he sang “Burn In My Light” to himself. Orton chided RJ for getting his own theme song stuck in his head, but eventually found common ground as he suggested that they discuss AJ Styles being a member of the Flat Earth Society.
#OrtonCity2020 – that’s it, that’s the Tweet.
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Stop asking when I’m gonna be in a wrestling video game. Maybe ask the video game companies when they’re gonna pay a deserved price for my charismatic likeness compared to every other bloated asshole on their rosters.
— RJ City (@RJCity1) July 20, 2020
Question. Am I a bloated asshole? Seriously. Wanna know. If I am, then please guide me to a professional nutritionist. I don’t want to be NOT in a video game because I am bloated. Shit, heard the cover of that 2K shit banks 6 figures. Wait… (checking…yes, it in fact does) 😘 https://t.co/PiwyagJ8Ux
— Randy Orton (@RandyOrton) July 21, 2020
Randy opens the fridge, the words of my tweet still whirling in his head. He looks at the leftover pastrami sandwich and speaks softly:
“Hey! Nothing you can say. Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me. Now it's time to shine. Gonna take what's mine. Take what's mine.” https://t.co/Of4O4iXXFq
— RJ City (@RJCity1) July 21, 2020
You hear voices in your head… https://t.co/hm4N83jzGN
— RJ City (@RJCity1) July 21, 2020
🎵 They council me, they understand 🎶 Fuck you for doing this to me bro. As @AJStylesOrg would say, ‘frick’…. also he’s a flat earther. Lets talk about THAT https://t.co/k3OMxpkMP0
— Randy Orton (@RandyOrton) July 21, 2020