Lana Claims Karmic Victory Over Rusev After His WWE Firing
NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 19: NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 19: Catherine Joy Perry’ Lana’ attends Tapout Fitness WWE special event at Tapout Fitness on August 19, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)
Lana has three simple words to say to the WWE Universe about Rusev leaving WWE: “Karma’s a bitch.”
The Ravishing Rushing posted an emoji-filled three-minute video packed with evidence from Rusev’s past showcasing why she’s not mad about his firing. She brings up such fine moments as the time Rusev named a fish after her in the ring during the Summer Rae-Lana-Rusev love triangle angle and other heel antics, claiming that they reflect the real character you didn’t see on TV.
Lana sticks close to the WWE script here, pleased that her “ex-husband” is gone from her workplace at last. She also says that Rusev bribed cops into arresting her and her sweet Bobby Lashley by promising free shirts and a song.
If nothing else, you have to respect that level of dedication in an age where the NXT Champion can live stream on Twitch as “TheChugs.” If Bobby Lashley ever lets her down, maybe she could go after MJF next…