On a recent edition of his “Kliq This” podcast, WWE Hall of Famer Kevin Nash addressed the speculation about CM Punk potentially returning to WWE following his recent firing from AEW.
You can check out some highlights from the podcast below:
On the concept of Punk booking a spot at Royal Rumble: “Please do, m********ker — because I’ll ask Paul [Triple H] to put me in that b**ch. I’ll be on the horn tomorrow to see if we can make that happen. Sucker punch me, skinny fat boy. Short order f***ing… I apologize to Waffle House at this point in my career for actually calling him a short-order Waffle House cook. My bad. F**k you, Phil. I always like my wrestlers to have birthing hips.”
On if Punk could have a place in WWE: “Selling that company for $9 billion, what you need on a ship that’s sailing on crystal clear water is some f**king asshole to stir shit. Go back and watch the promo Triple H cuts on him sitting in the chair. It’s f**king gold. Punk, what’s that thing he would give everybody, a pipe job [pipe bomb]? He wanted to give Paul a pipe job, ‘Hey, I’ll give you a pipe job’ or whatever his gimmick was, ‘I have a Pepsi tattoo,’ Paul said, ‘Go f**k yourself’ and beat him. After Taker [Undertaker] beat him. Everybody beats the f**king guy. Thank God he has the Duffy Wrestling League on Heels. I saw him on the last episode, he didn’t have any dialogue. He looked interested in what was going down because there is a LA based entity doing streaming thinking of buying into the DWL. If you’re not watching Heels, you’re not getting a chance to get your CM Punk fill. See what I did there?”
On if WWE has incentive to bring Punk back: “He’s already put himself on the mantle next to Ultimate Warrior. Go shake the ropes, buddy. You’re sucker punching Luke Perry’s son [Jack Perry]. You’re lucky old man Spelling [Aaron Spelling] isn’t around, he’d have you murdered. What’s the upside? It ain’t my company. He obviously doesn’t need the money.