Ethan Page Wants To Reclaim The Canadian Tuxedo And ‘Dress Like Chuck Norris Without Anyone Mentioning Orange Cassidy’
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Ethan Page just wants to take back a key piece of fashion without any pushback, is that so much to ask?
Ethan Page was a guest on this week’s episode of Oral Sessions with Renee Paquette with special guest host Danhausen and talked about keeping his circle of friends small, and why longtime foe Darby Allin isn’t in that circle.
“I’m kinda always a piece of shit with people that I dislike,” Egon explained. “And Darby Allin is one of those people that I strongly dislike. He also only paints half of his face. I only like to be friends with people that paint all of their face.”
Danhausen said he only puts a little red under the eyes, then they spoke about some other potential legends that Egon would like to work with.
“If Sting keeps his nose in my business, I have no problem whipping his ass for the rest of his career, which I’m sure won’t be that long,” he said. “More legends? There are so many backstage at AEW, I feel like just walking around and Ego’s Edging Arn Anderson into catering, that would be entertaining. Jake ‘The Snake’ [Roberts] gave me a clothesline on my debut, I did not like that, so I owe him a bit of a receipt. I would like that.”
Don’t look at my clothing
Don’t look at my jewelryLook at my eyes
And tell me I won’t end Darby Allin pic.twitter.com/2knXOykv4l
— “All Ego” Ethan Page (@OfficialEGO) July 8, 2021
Page then asked Danhausen which tag team he’d like to see as opponents for himself and Scorpio Sky, and Danhausen said Trent? is a good boy. Page then said he’d love a shot at Orange Cassidy for the simple reason that he’s a man of fashion and wants to wear a Canadian tuxedo without any backlash.
“Oh, you like the Best Friends? See, I would love to beat up Orange Cassidy. It pisses me off that he’s kinda cornered the market on the denim, especially since he’s not Canadian and he wears a Canadian tuxedo on a regular basis. I want to wear more of them,” Page noted, “but I feel like if I do all the little nerds online are going to be like, ‘Oh, you can’t wear that! That’s Orange Cassidy’s outfit!’ And it pisses me off because I’m a man of fashion.”
Danhausen said he once wore an all-black Canadian tuxedo to be an ‘evil’ Orange Cassidy, and Page said he is tired of playing politics to wear what he wants.
“I’m too new in the company. Don’t worry, by the end of my contract, I’m sure I’ll be able to piss off whoever the hell I want,” he stated. “My goal is to be able to dress like Chuck Norris without anyone mentioning Orange Cassidy.”