Bruce Prichard Remembers Andre The Giant’s Rancid Farts: ‘You Needed A Gas Mask!’
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Bruce Prichard gave us a look deep into Andre the Giant’s anal cavity recently in a special Something to Wrestle episode based around the legendary wrestler. While his career was celebrated, his terrible farts led to Prichard reciting war stories as if he was a Vietnam vet with post-traumatic stress disorder.
“Wow. Just f—ing rancid ass,” Prichard said while remembering Andre’s putrid gas. “Can you imagine when those gates of hell explode?”
When asked by co-host Conrad Thompson if it had more “bass” than a Dusty Rhodes fart, the current Executive Director of SmackDown and RAW said that Andre’s farts had more bass and that it “looked like a nuclear bomb going off more or less.”
As far as fart stories go, “Brother Love” gave us this incredibly smelly glimpse into the past.
“Andre could clear a room, man, and you didn’t always hear him. They could be silent and deadly. What would happen is you’d see Andre start to move up and down. He would start to chuckle inside and would try to hold it. Right about the time you see him moving, and now, by the way, that’s removing more of that pungent air from underneath his anal cavity. You realize, ‘Uh-oh. The boss just farted.’ It was ugly. You needed a tear gas, one of those gas masks and s— because it would tear you up.”
Check out the full clip below: